Lesson 1
If you ever relocate to Melbourne, and bring your bike with you, and have it made up at a bike shop, and go and pick it up, and ride home with it, the worst place to wipe out is in the Bourke Street Mall, at 5.15pm on a Friday evening.
Let's just say, watch out for tram tracks when a pedestrian walks out in front of you.
At least I got applause.


